I have the greatest friends in the world. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming to my 29th b-day party on Friday night! I stupidly, in my not so coherent state, neglected to take pictures, so if you have any please let me know.
Someone, who I still haven't quite figured out is responsible for almost setting chez Mozo on fire with napkins and candles
Me, in a round about way, admitting that I have a drinking problem by having to announce to each person that "It's 10:30 and I've only had one drink".
Me, in a not so round about way, telling people I have a drug problem by leaving smoke trails behind me as I ran towards the terrace when it was announced that there was pot to be had.
John's thoughtful party favour, painters tape and sharpie...which allowed people to label their drinks. Mine was of course "America's next Top Model" which gave the opportunity to strut my signature walk and ask people if they had seen America's Next Top Model whenever I misplaced my cup.
Having Selena, my sister, being initiated into the fag hag club by getting her first gay grope.
After just performing a loosely interpreted version of Kelly Clarkson's Since You Been Gone, Patrick and David plopped their rears in unison on the sofa to a very loud tearing noise.
Stacy and me and our celeb look-alike conversation, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Robert Downey Jr
Finding out that someone at the party was wearing a Calvin Klein jock
Finally getting the elusive Jason to show up for a party
Larry's ingenuity for making Apple Pie shooters when it was discovered that the party was vodka heavy and mix light
Debating whether or not I could fit into Tammy's suitcase when she goes to Milan next month to cover fashion week.
Having everyone succumb to my materialistic ways by contributing to my fabulous new Burberry coat, which I am in love with!
The realization that 50 people in our place during the winter months makes for one hell of hot time!
There are a few more things I would LOVE to tell you about that happened, but unfortunately I've sworn myself to secrecy (in other words, call me later and I'll tell you all about it)
Darren I love you and thanks for throwing me such a fantastic party.
See you all on my 30th Birthday!!!