Tuesday, March 07, 2006

If you want to grope Mariah, just call her fat. "Everyone said I was fat, so I did something about it," slap-happy songbird Mariah Carey blurted to Page Six, seemingly out of nowhere. "Here! Feel my thighs! Feel my butt!" After several requests, Page Six agreed to fondle her newly firmed physique, and can confirm the absence of unsightly "jelly." "See?" Carey said, proudly. "I'll never be a stick woman, but now I'm fierce!(page six)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Dir said...

Is fierce a synonym for morbidly obese?

9:26 AM

 
Anonymous Jo-Anne said...

Notice how she just says she "did something about it?" Clearly that "something" wasn't hitting a gym. Although I would believe it was sucking the fat from her ass and depositing it on her face. Oh dear... I'm going to hell...

2:07 PM

 

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